• Entertainment, Funny

    on November 13th, 2008

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    Pop Star Real Names

    Celebrity worship is a strange concept to me that I can’t seem to wrap my mind around. Maybe that’s why I find this list of 182 real names of musicians to be so amusing. Here are a few of my favorites:

    167: Conway Twitty – Harold Jenkins (“Twitty” was somehow an improvement?)
    162: Ice T – Tracey Marrow (understandable!)
    148: Gene Simmons – Chaim Witz
    122: Ozzy Osborne – John Michael Osborne (logical nickname)
    108: George Michael – Yorgos Panayiotou
    106: Meat Loaf – Marvin Lee Aday (sorry, real name is WAY better!)
    78: Elton John – Reginald Dwight
    70: Vanilla Ice – Robert Van Winkle (18 years later and I still find this one funny!)
    68: Englebert Humperdinck – Arnold Dorsey (Wow! Why?)
    40: Bobby Darin – Walden Waldo Robert Cassotto
    35: Alice Cooper – Vincent Furnier (because a boy named Sue would be too weird)
    20: Jon Bon Jovi – John Francis BonGiovi (Interesting! Almost his real name)

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